Show me. Please.

(Source: marysuepoots)

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master


  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas, via clivepalrner)

Tags: samm


Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand

(via theskyisachart)

Tags: B


Marble Hornets  Jessica Locke [1/2]

"You said you are doing okay? Just remember everything I told you about…"


Marble Hornets  Jessica Locke [2/2]

"And I keep having these dreams where I’m a little kid and… something’s watching me."


Fact: This is a first person shooter.

(via edge-0fheaven)

i forgive you, will. do you forgive me?

(Source: renhi, via willinterrupted)

Spice World (1997) - Dir. Bob Spiers

"Why do people stereotype us all the time?"

(Source: notyourkindaguy)